I hate my water company because they are the biggest crooks. They seem to revel in nickel and diming their way through bills, and it's not exactly like I can switch water companies so I'm tied to them.

My average water bill is $22, because water is split with the rest of the tenants in the building. Fee to pay online: $3.95. Writing a check? Don't forget to write down your account number or you'll get charged an extra 50 cents. Mailed the check on time but it got there after their cutoff time by one day regardless of the date on your check? Have fun paying that $15 late fee, sucker!

I should start a business based on charging bullshit fees. I'd be a millionaire in no time.