So guy from okcupid and I are planning to meet up after a few emails and some texting. I suggest meeting for coffee. The response? "Coffee? Seriously? What are we, 14?"

Yes, cocknugget, meeting for coffee is A Thing That People Do when meeting for the first time. What exactly is so abhorrent about that suggestion?

Have I entered the Twilight Zone or something? Because I haz a confused.