Happy Monday Morning!
Trying to procrastinate? Well here you go.
I'm a "baby misandrist". But I contend that it is perfectly normal for a person — any person — to have, at some point in their life, "~Considered~ whether the male genitalia can be ~broken~ in half." Because they CAN break. And that makes even my vagina cringe.
Also, there is nothing not hilarious about male genitalia (#2).