HOWDY COWPOKES!
IT'S FRIDAY AND HERE FOR YOUR PLEASURE IS A POST TO LIST ALL THE THINGS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY FUCK IT TO!

I HAVE NO INTERNET AT HOME. IT WENT DOWN ON WEDNESDAY AND THANKS TO A FUCKING SPLIT UP LONG WEEKEND (WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, JOHN A. WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE WHERE THE DATE WOULD FALL 150 YEARS LATER INTO ACCOUNT?!) I WON'T HAVE ANY UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY, BUT FUCK IT, IT'S FRIDAY!

MY WONDERFUL, LOVELY BOYFRIEND DID THE LAUNDRY LAST NIGHT AND LOST MY BUS PASS AND DEBIT CARD WHICH WERE IN A SWEATER POCKET. WHERE DID THEY GO? DID THE WASHER EAT THEM? NO FUCKING CLUE! SO I HAVE NO BUS PASS OR DEBIT CARD, BUT FUCK IT, IT'S FRIDAY!
AND MY CLOTHES ARE CLEAN.


OH LOOK. IT'S FUCK IT FRIDAY!


I AM POINTEDLY AVOIDING A GET TOGETHER TONIGHT WITH A GIRL WHO TOLD ME SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH MY BOYFRIEND BEFORE SHE MOVED AWAY. SHE THEN ASKED IF SHE COULD KISS HIM TO WHICH HE RESPONDED, "UM, NO THANKS." THE NEXT WEEK WILL BE A TEST OF MY PATIENCE AND FORTITUDE.
BUT FUCK IT, IT'S FRIDAY!
AND I HAVE GIN IN THE FREEZER!


OH LOOK. IT'S FUCK IT FRIDAY!