I'm fat. Like, actual fat size 22/24. Today's lunch involved several people talking about how the worst thing that could happen to them was getting fat. Hi! I'm right f'in here.

GT has been full of this all week. What, you're a size 10 and now you think you're a hideous freak? I'm here to tell you that I'd give my right arm to be that size.

So before you engage in the whole fat-shaming ritual that is New Year's resolutions, take a look around. If there are people who are bigger than you are, perhaps stfu.

Thanks!