I'm sure most of you are out kissing cuties and wearing sparkly dresses and drinking pink champagne while I'm at home, alone, working (I AM NOT JEALOUS, I SWEAR), but HAPPY FUCKING 2014.
This is our year. From this point on we're going to be perfect. (Isn't that the essence of NY's resolutions?) But I know — for a fact — that it will happen for me this year... so it will probably happen for you too.
It's almost unbelievable how beautiful, smart, successful, happy, and well-fucked we're going to be. We're so lucky.