Girl Pants

Today's Dumbing of Age (by David Willis) sums up all of my feelings on girl pants, and their lack of pockets. Though I suppose two inches of pocket is better than fake pockets. Seriously though, who designs fake pockets on pants? Communists. Communists design fake pockets on pants. It's all part of a pants re-distrubution plan that will undermine the very fabric of America. AMERICA, I SAY.

But seriously, the message of this post is that I, Fishnets, want better pockets.