On the other hand of doxxing, I want to know about your internet identity! Some of them are really interesting, and I would like to know the story / reference. Some of them I think I get, but I am not sure...

How did you pick your screenname?

For instance, "Umphie" might be short for "Umpheldt," which may or may not be someone's name. Who's to say. It may also be a shortening of a former screenname that conveniently fits with "Umphie" too. I am clever.

I don't know what is going on with the gigantic mountain picture. Let's ignore it and maybe it will fix itself.

I may respond with a gif.