Fucking Republicans

UPDATE: Ok, so get this: It seems that I'm NOT in the gap. I'm not eligible for any tax subsidies because (seriously, y'all, the lulz, I can't even contain them) MY SOON-TO-BE-EX-HUSBAND AND I ARE NOT PLANNING ON FILING OUR TAXES JOINTLY FOR 2014. BECAUSE WE BETTER BE FUCKING DIVORCED BY THEN. But we're not divorced NOW. Because in my state, you have to be separated for a year before you can file. And because we're not divorced NOW, but we're not planning to file together next year, I CAN'T GET ANY TAX SUBSIDIES TO HELP ME GET INSURANCE WHICH I CANNOT OTHERWISE AFFORD. Yes, I have called my congressional representative and filed a LOOOOOOOONG complaint. I should not have to wait for my divorce to be final in order to qualify for assistance. That is fucked up beyond belief

Also, speaking of lulz: When I realized this was the case, while I was still on the phone with the ACA person who was helping me with my application, I started to cry and said, "So, what you're telling me is that the government is punishing me for having the gall to leave the man who regularly raped me for 15 years?" And then she started to cry and had to get off the phone for five minutes. Good times, y'all. Good times.

Fucking Republicans


Original Post: Fucking fucked up the fucking inna-fucking-fordable health care act so i fucking can't get any fucking coverage. Why? I can't afford any of the plans (if I could afford any of them I would already have insurance, duh), but I make too much money for medicaid, but I'm not eligible for any government assistance because I don't make enough money.

Fucking Republicans

Fucking Republicans

ETA: So, ya know how I was waiting to have insurance so I could go to the gynecologist and make sure that Asshole didn't give me any fun little STDs? Yeah. Not happening. I get to live in ignorance and fear forever.