My roommate is experimenting with chex mix and refuses to look at a recipe. I have reaped the benefits handsomely. I get cart blanche to devour a roommate's food because she isn't 100% pleased with it, and it's also being made in bulk.
That being said:
WHAT SELF RESPECTING NUT MIX INCLUDES HAZELNUTS?! I am nonchalantly killing a batch of overcooked pretzel/cereal/party nut mix when all the sudden this fucking sweetened gourmet desert nut busts open in my mouth. Aren't those unholy beasts supposed to be expensive?!
Where the fuck is Ubertrout?! I kindly suggest that he give hazelnuts the "ol' 1, 2" next week. Thank you.