"Lightweight baskets are great for transporting folded laundry to the appropriate closets or rooms."
Yes, Martha. That is why they are called "laundry baskets." Baskets have existed as a method of moving stuff literally since Moses captained one down the motherfucking Nile. It is not considered "repurposing" to use a basket in the way it was originally intended to be used: you know, for transporting things. Maybe if you put a basket on your head and claimed it was a radio transmitter, then I would be impressed.
Look, I don't even DO laundry and I can identify these items. How long was she on house arrest?