There is flash flooding in my area (don't worry - this is frequent where I live and merely a result of our shitty drainage system) and I have no food in the house and (obviously) no one will deliver to me. ARHGGHGHGHH.

ETA: there is also a lot of commotion outside. A whole lot of cars going by (maybe the main road nearby is flooded), and tons of people just yelling. I can't figure out what kind of yelling. I can't see them when I look outside either. WTF are you guys doing?