To complain about her Christmas gift. Apparently the food basket we sent wasn't up to standard.

Seriously, who calls to complain about a Christmas gift?

She was also mad that we baptized her grandchild Catholic. She hates Catholics.

I really did enter this marriage determined to get along with my mother-in-law. Oh, all those stereotypes were such ignorant myths! I was going to do so much better!

Sigh.