The scene: my home office, having a meet-and-greet phone chat with a potential new client.
Him: I hear you're also a mom.
Me: I am!
Him: Not that that's a problem, or anything... But you know, I wonder. [Referrer] said that you were faster and more accurate at your work than anyone he's ever met... I just... Don't know. How that's possible. The uh, balancing. You know?
Me (internally): GOD JUST STOP TALKING OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE AN ASS, YOU ASS
Me (on the phone): Well, that is my entire business model. Extremely fast, really excellent and incredibly expensive.
Him: Ah. Nice talking to you, I'll think about it.
Me (after he hangs up): ehehehe.
So that guy sucked, tell me all about your clients and colleagues who really are the worst.