I BOUGHT YOU ALL DONUTS! (And DonnaNobleismyhero, some are REALLY for you!)

Here's what happened: I walked in thinking I would buy ONE donut, for Flarfenspouse. Then, "no, I want a donut too". 5 seconds pass. "might as well get four, two for tonight and two for the road trip tomorrow". 5 seconds pass. "might as well get a half dozen, to share with the in-laws".

To the counter staff: "May I have a half-dozen donuts, please?"

Staff: "Would you like a dozen donuts for the price of a half-dozen?"

DONUTS FOR EVERYONE!

Donuts for everyone!