What actress would play you in a movie version of your life?

Welp, I'm fat so in reality the answer is clearly Melissa McCarthy because a) we're only allowed one fat actress at a time and b) fat people are defined by their fatness so no other qualities could possibly be relevant.

Disclaimer: I think Melissa McCarthy is completely amazing and gorgeous and there's a part of me that wants to be Sookie St James when I grow up. But, y'know, it's just another reminder of the lack of body diversity in Holywood.