I hate you. You suck. Your postal delivery person shoves any mail for our entire three block stretch in my mailbox. Letters, catalog, packages, junk mail .... doesn't matter what name is on it, or what address, it comes to me. Everything, that is, except for MY mail.

And when I go to your website looking for customer support? I get this:

Dear United States Postal Service,

Oh, goodie! I can send email! Except they don't really mean it, because when I click that email link, I get this:

Dear United States Postal Service,

I tried multiple "contact us" pathways, and they all ended on that error page. Ok, so I call. I ended up in a circular automated phone menu hell, only to FINALLY find that their offices "are now closed. Please call back later."

FUCK YOU, USPS.