I saw you and recognized you from a picture on one of the selfie posts. I didn't want to approach you because (a) I think it would be incredibly creepy; (b) I never post on those threads so it seems unfair; (c) I don't like strangers; (d) I had a child with me and you could be a serial killer.

I just want you to know that I saw you. Creepily. From a distance. Hi.

This marks the second time GT has collided with my real world (third if you count voluntarily attending a meet up). Sadly, we have not yet come up with the suggested secret handshake.