i am not saying this is a flounce post- but i am also not saying this isn't a flounce post- this post could be many things-

it could be the first post ever posted- it could be the first gropethink post posted on the moon- it could be the first gropethink post ever posted while mid-coitus with an extraterrestrial

but it is mostly a flounce post-

dear gropethink- my cactus told me it died- but mostly it ran away

it ran away to find a home where it could listen to james blunt's you are beautiful & make instant coffee with too much powdered creamer in it- it ran away to find a home where it could make portraits of blue eyes with brown eyes & brown eyes with blue eyes- it ran away because it was tired of waking up not feeling like it was awake- it ran away to watch the sun come up in the arms of someone who made it feel like it wasn't covered in pointy ugly

my cactus flounced-

now it has everything i want-

——jenn

no mainpage how dare you