Hi guys. So, in short, even when I've been the happiest with my body, I have large thighs. Disproportionately large. It's genetic. Now I've had a baby and I'm older and lumpier, they're mortifying. Also, my boobs are a J.
This is all background to, I want to take Applet to baby swimming lessons but there's no way on god's green earth I'm getting in a swimsuit in front of people. On the other hand, I don't want my discomfort to limit my activities.
Any ideas what I can wear? I can get a mammoth boob swimsuit (thank you Bravissimo!) but what do I do about my lower half that won't seriously impede my movement?
And if you're going to tell me to get over it or that I'm a bad person for not liking my thighs, please instead go eat a tortilla and don't tell me that. :)