WHY? What? THIS WILL NOT GO UNADDRESSED!

COUNTERPOINT: BRUNCH IS THE GREATEST MEAL KNOWN TO MAN

  1. Encourages laziness
  2. Encourages drinking
  3. Allows for some 4th meal if you stretch your credibility
  4. It's good if you just like sleeping in but still want breakfast.
  5. Encourages gorging.
  6. There is this really great Portuguese place in Somerville with giant pancakes.
  7. Huevos Rancheros
  8. Bloody Marys.
  9. I eat cake at brunch. CAKE.
  10. Bacon everywhere. And homefries. And breakfast burritos. AND PANCAKES. SWEET MANNA FROM HEAVEN.
  11. I like Portmanteaus.

SO THERE!