BREAKING MARS NEWS: CURIOSITY ROVER DRAWS A DICK

Earlier this morning the Curiosity Rover tweeted a photo of a penis it had drawn on the surface of Mars with the caption, "FUCKING BORED." A NASA official has explained that they believe this is a new attempt by the rover to provoke Martian life into revealing themselves by angering them. Curiosity is reportedly also shouting insults from its speakers. "Its mostly talking about how shitty the planet is," says NASA Administrator Charles F. Bolden. "So far the rover has broadcast in English, Rodian, and Klingon. Basically all the galactic asshole languages."

Last year NASA announced "Groundbreaking" news from Curiosity regarding possible life on Mars, and was embarrassed when it was revealed its finding was a Martian rock shaped like Earth human penis.

BREAKING MARS NEWS: CURIOSITY ROVER DRAWS A DICK