I know it's not ideal, but I'm moving out tomorrow, and most of my dishes are elsewhere, and I just scrubbed the fuck out of my stove top. I know eggs can be cooked in a microwave but I'm kind of skeptical. Does anyone have any recommendations? Thanks.

ETA: I have made the eggs. They're probably not the best I've ever had, but they're far from the worst. Good work, team.

Cooking eggs in the microwave? (Updated)