It's Christmastime, and that means endless commercials for the Jane Seymour "Boobs and Butts" jewelry collection, shilled to you by Kay.

Boobs and butts


Seriously, boobs and butt, amirite? That's all I see when I see those damn things advertised is a cartoon set of boobs and butt. And Christmas and Valentine's Day is apparently prime time for giving your female significant other jewelry that looks like boobs and butt.

Already, I'm wanting to throw stuff at my tv.