This is AWESOME guys. Go over to Noob the Loser's Tumblr to check out more "behind the .gif" cartoons. There are some really great ones.
So with full credit to his genius, and with the hope that I'll entice you to check out more, I want to share one in full here:
And that's what he hates the lettuce. Go through and post your favorites here so I can check them all out. :)