Um, warning: Christian wife submission instructions. I try, I TRY SO HARD, to be tolerant of religions but I just cannot fucking handle them when I know their religious texts - their SET OF GODDAMN RULES - are so harmful.
My distant relatives usually post benign quotes and normal crap on FB, but this list really fucking unnerved me. It is complete with instructions on properly listening to your husband, making his priorities your priorities, don't "nag" him (because asking a hubby to help around the house is always nagging, amirite? those bitchez), have sex with him when he wants even if you don't, don't complain about anything (it's "grating on the nerves"), "don't argue" because "you are not always right" (because women always think they are always right and it fucks everything up), and SO much more.
I usually see these things posted here and it is someone else's awful relative and I get to think, "well my relatives are pretty conservative but they are not AWFUL." Um, yeah, I am like, frying in a vat of feminist rage.
Oh, and if you weren't aggravated enough, I'll leave you with this:
If you want your husband to lead, you must be willing to follow. Neither a body nor a family can function well with two heads. Learn to defer to your husband's wishes and let final decisions rest with him.
I'm going to send this to my fiancee so he can read it and then we can sinfully hate fuck in front of it.
Edit: Turns out, a nice little showing of what his future in-laws will be like DOESN'T turn my fiancee on, but he has been poking me and demanding I submit to him for the last ten minutes.