I want to like them. I want to be like everyone. My friend has an Oscars party. Everyone talks about the performances the next day. All of the internet is a-buzz with acceptance speeches.
But as soon as I start trying to watch, it is like a gremlin inside of me is going, "TURN IT OFF OHMYGOD I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU IF YOU DON'T TURN IT OFF." Then I can't even keep looking at the screen and I hate!
[side note: I DO, however, enjoy looking at the red carpet photos of clothes]
I have a similar reaction to The Bachelor (and a whole lot of reality TV shows).