A Peek into My Marriage Part 126

*Monsieur and I watching Marriage Bootcamp—the couples are doing an exercise where the couples have to decide who would get in a lifeboat and who would jump in the water.*

Me: I would jump in the water for you, sweetie.

Him: ... ... ... Well it makes sense. You can tread water for hours.

Me: ...thanks.

Him: I CAN BARELY SWIM.