Me: How was your day?
Boyfriend: I'm pretty sure I just cheated on you.
Me:...Oh yeah, you had an appointment with the ball doctor.
BF: Yeah....
Me: Are you ok?
BF: I don't know about all that!! He was doing things that you usually do.
Me: So telling you to make it quick because The Walking Dead is coming on?
BF: NOT FUNNY! I feel violated! Did you know doctors did this?
Me: *supressing laughter*
BF: Are you laughing at me?!
Me: *laughing* No darling.

On the real, he's fine. And I told him to come with me sometime when I go visit the gyno.