Because I am 5 days late.

What's the latest your period has ever been?S

I'm, like, desperately trying to remember how I felt before I last got pregnant—"are these pre-period sore boobs or pre-knocked up sore boobs?"

I think the latest mine has been, when it's been consistent, that is, is a week. That means I have 2 days.

So, seriously, send me ALL OF THE GOOD, AMAZING OR EVEN SOMEWHAT APATHETIC VIBES.