Help Me Choose Between 3 Bad Holiday Options

1. Christmas with my inconsiderate family, who will speak in Spanish and ignore me all night. Last time I spent Christmas Eve with them I was dog sitting, and told them I could only come for 2 - 3 hours. Instead of telling me to come at dinner time, they had me over way early so I got stuck helping to cook food that I… » 12/20/14 1:13am Today 1:13am

Ihop great, great pancakes iffy song

My mother and I went to IHOP. I got 2 Caramel bon bon pancakes which came with two eggs, ham and home fries. She got a crape and eggs, home fries and sausage. We split the ham and sausages. The pancakes were so delish whipped cream drenched with caramel sauce over two pancakes and between the pancakes some wonderful… » 12/19/14 11:29pm Yesterday 11:29pm

Boobs

So I caught the cold from hell which came with a bell's palsy (now mostly resolved). Then, right I was sort of getting better the non-stop coughing gave me costochondritis. What the fuck is costochondritis you ask. It is a painful inflammation of the cartilage that connects to the rib bones. As in, someone stuck a hot… » 12/19/14 9:11pm Yesterday 9:11pm